Consider this possibility: with its administration’s earthly policies in shambles, and no way left to compete in the normal political arena in the upcoming elections, Karl Rove and co. may be flirting with selling the same thing cult leaders throughout history have sold their followers: the afterlife. And who better to sell a Revelations storyline than the guardians of the world’s biggest army, already deployed in the Holy Lands against the unbelievers? It’s a crazy idea, but it’s also inspired. And would you put it past them? Â