In order to take an official capacity at the mysterious locale, I decided to wear my Weekly World News Press Corps hat.  I was officially on the payroll of the Weekly World News at one time, so that allowed me to wear the sacred baseball hat of the WWN.  I stil have my WWN paycheck to prove it.  I was looking intently at the wheat, trying to hear the words of the universe explaining to me that the field has been visited by aliens in a spacecraft, and not just drunk teens in a Chevette.  Oh magical wheat, tell JoeWo the truth.

 

In order for me to get a more up close and personal experience I decided to sit in the exact middle of one circle.  I don't think the universe said anything to me other than, "What are you doing sitting in dirt?"  So I stood up, brushed myself off and looked at more wheat.

To hear the wheat talk to JoeWo click here